Around The World In 80 Waves

The swell has completely dropped so we went in search of anything at low tide this morning.

The rest of the guys I have been surfing with have had to head home so it was a skeleton crew in our yellow boat.

The planned trip down to the playground didn’t materialise because the wind had switched around so the best of a bad bunch of the local waves was Scarecrows.

It wasn’t cranking by any means but at least offered glassy waves over the reef. For some reason I couldn’t catch anything for the first hour but eventually bagged a hat trick of fun lefts in the morning sun.

One more for the scrapbook!

As usual the animals here are not the sort of thing you might see in North Wales.

Our boat was being chased by dolphins the other day and we had to take evasive action to avoid running over a turtle the same day.

At Telescopes there is a shoal of black and yellow fish which hang around your board in between sets. We also see flying fish almost every day.

Massive groupers and gorgeous blue fish jump out of the water all around you in every surf session. It is not surprising then that seafood is on the menu at Aloita almost every day. Marlin, tuna, mahi, etc. It is gorgeous.

Thanks for all the kind messages from everyone. Think it is probably the first time people have been feeling sorry for me all year!

Antibiotics have worked their magic. Well it is either that or the witch doctor I visited in my dreams last night. He was a voodoo surf practitioner who told me to take two waves and call him if there was no improvement!

Following his advice I caked my leg wounds in Sudocreme and got back in the water this morning as a result. The swell has dropped so after a boat safari we decided to get back in at Icelands again.

Mellow take offs and cruisey lefts were on offer, although I hadn’t realised how shallow it was until I bailed out at the end of one wave. I soon discovered I was tickling the reef every time I stuck my arms in the water to paddle.

I caught four or five lovely rides though and was stoked to be back in the water, especially because there were no fresh dings for me or my board which like its owner is sporting a few new scars as souvenirs of its time at telescopes.

Have not done much for a couple of days. The scrapes I got from the reef a few days back have gotten infected and became a bit gammy.

As a consequence have been laid up with a fever, necking some of the penicillin I brought on tour with me, drinking lots of water, keeping the wounds dry and applying lots of antiseptic.

I have also been enjoying my Game of Thrones DVD box set to pass the time.

It seems to have done the trick though so I am hoping to be back in the water tomorrow.

I am spending so much time out on the water here, either on the sea taxi or on my board that I can no longer walk in a straight line on dry land for long. I am developing arms like Popeye because of all the paddling I am doing and my skin is as dark as it has ever been on this trip.

As a result of the outrageous tan and the addition of some fine looking facial hair I am starting to get worried about the next immigration desk I encounter. I will look nothing like my passport photo and am wondering if I will have issues getting into the country.

We are all too tired to take on Telescopes again so opted for a more mellow break that is adjacent to our resort. The waves were about shoulder high on the sets but where the waves would break was unpredictable, which made catching the ones you wanted a tad frustrating.

The current swell is supposed to be peaking tomorrow and everybody knows they will need their energy to make the most of it so we didn’t stay in longer than two hours, preferring to hold back whatever reserves are left for what will most likely be the biggest waves of our stay here.

Ordinarily I would be wanting to find a new break on this trip but the waves are so good at Telescopes and the water so unusually crowd free that we can’t resist going back for more. This wave will not be breaking at all next week so we are making hay while the sun shines.

I lost count of how many gorgeous peeling lefts I bagged today. The water is so glassy that the take-off, the wave itself and indeed the paddle back out afterwards are a delight. The ride was so smooth and went on for ages across the reef.

There was just our boat visiting the break this morning meaning there were only six people playing in the head high waves, when during peak season that number is more likely to be closer to fifty. As a result nobody wanted to get out. I only threw in the towel in the end because I could barely lift my arms out of the water from three and a half hours of paddling.

Have been surfing my socks off, enjoying fantastic food at the resort and a Bintang or six.

We keep going back to telescopes because the wave is so good. I caught two absolute screamers this morning with the crew from Aloita whooping and hollering as I charged the liquid monsters for Halloween. I have been flying across the top of the reef along well overhead walls all morning.

The motto of the day is fall shallow!

You should be advised reports are likely to be similar to this for another ten days. I’m loving it here and reminding myself that this was always a surf trip.

Hope all is good in your worlds.

It is a great part of the world to be hanging out and I am being so well looked after.

The only drawback is the mosquitoes. I am slaying many with my electric tennis racquet but have to say that the honours are even thus far!

The swell has picked up and we made an early start in the boat over to this break.

Diving over the side I was expecting amazing things from this perfect left breaking wave.

My enthusiasm was somewhat dampened at first however when my surfboard’s leash got ripped off my leg and I had to swim over the reef and nearly to the shore before I caught up with it. One marathon paddle back out to the line up later the same thing happened on my next wave. Not happy!

However after another flogging on the inside and long paddle back I decided to charge the break and at least go down swinging. It seemed to do the trick and I caught a hat full of perfect lefts.

The long paddles had somewhat worn me out so after two and a half hours in the water I decided to catch one more before getting out. It was another great ride but when wiping out I got slammed on the reef leaving a considerable chunk of my shin attached to it. It will be my first Mentawai tattoo! There was quite a bit of claret but I cleaned it up with a chunk of fresh lime so I am good to go back for more of the same thing this afternoon.