However this is a far more serious post. The local police have been in touch with our programme and have asked for our assistance in solving a couple of open cases.
New South Wales Police are looking for these two men who were last seen raiding the sugar sachets at the local MacDonalds.
They are described as in need of a shave and heavily armed with hamburgers.
They have a history of not being afraid to indiscriminately use their tomato sauce so please do not approach them.
The New Zealand Police force believe that there may be a link to this maniac seen doing nearly 20 kilometres per hour over the legal limit.
Whilst they suspect he was (as usual) late for a connecting travel arrangement, they suggested a warning be issued to Kangaroos throughout Australia where it is believed he headed next.
Please remember that crimes such as these are unusual so please don’t have nightmares, do sleep well.